One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!"

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug.

"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife says to her lazy husband who refuses to find a job.

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter.

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. She was working late one night, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated.

This couple has only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies.

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began:

Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, “Hello mermaid! Have you ever been kissed?" 

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?"